‘Remain campaign could have done with a sexier dossier’

Ex-PM Tony Blair has today announced that he has the capability to deploy weapons of mass destruction within 45 minutes against all Brexit voters in order to reverse the democratic process.

 

Blair claimed that the British public had been seriously misled and stated that “People were lied to, facts were made up and certain aspects of the campaign were made out to be what they were not, to fool the British people into believing that what they were doing was right” before adding “but I’m not here to talk about the Iraq War, let’s move on”.