President seeks to extend ban despite legal defeat
Donald Trump reacted furiously today after being told that malaria was responsible for more human deaths throughout history than any other single cause.
“That doesn’t surprise me one bit” raged Trump. “I’ve no idea where Malaria is, but i’ll bet it’s fucking muslim. Sounds like one of those African countries doesn’t it?”
When it was pointed out to the president that it was actually a disease caused by parasites transmitted through mosquitoes the president shouted “Damn right they’re parasites… and I know they pray in so called ‘mosquitoes’, so we need to ban anyone travelling from Malaria and shut down every damn mosquito in America. That’ll stop the bastards”